The first will surely finish last.

My name is Carrington. I can never make up my mind on anything and I have no idea what I'm doing with my life. I think it'd be fantastic to one day live in a world where a chicken can cross the road and it's motives won't be questioned, yet my daily life consists of a nagging terror that the world will eventually turn into complete shit. I'm consistently inconsistent, most times I'm not happy. I get by just fine.